The blog of 1000 lbs.

catbountry:

SHIT GRANDMA WE CAN’T TAKE YOUR ASS ANYWHERE.

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

another-cloudy-day:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

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hungryjokerr:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS EDBOY

hungryjokerr:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS EDBOY