how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
here are two bunnies using another bunny as a couch
when you look inside the toilet before you flush
oh the nineties
i know right that dress is terrible
Literally, though, nothing makes me laugh more than the late night commercials for that sex toy company Adam and Eve, because they beep all this shit out, so it goes like “I went to Adam and Even to get my first [BEEP] and if you go online now, you can get 50% off. You could get a [BEEP], or a [BEEP], or maybe even a [BEEP]!”
And I’m like, yeah, sure, I’d love 50% off vague television censorship.